kiwitank:

:33 I’m such a motherfurckin motherfurck! I’m so pawsitively motherfurck that I think I just motherfurcked my panties!

OH NO. I DROPPED MY TRIDENT. LET ME JUST 6END OVER VERY SLOWLY AND RETRIEVE IT. 

Do Excuse Me Ladies. I Can’t Hear Your Rejection Over My Incredibly Loud Trouser Pattern.

Ψou gu Ψ 2 are fuckiing embarra22iing. 

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